Sunday, November 28, 2010

KOMPRESSOR - Sex Fuck Party


I let Axel do this one. He did KOMPRESSOR far more justice than I ever could.

this is HUDSON P. HUDSON HUDSON, paging any intelligent lifeforms out there, reading this here blog
*no response*

again i have been asked by the big chief to write a sum, a number, a collection of words which when stringed together occasionally form coherent sentences and phrases about a given topic. tonight's topic?

you guessed it,

the internet's KOMPRESSOR with his possible magnum opus SEX FUCK PARTY

KOMPRESSOR, aka andreas kisser, aka drew (author of popular and entirely decent webcomic toothpaste for dinner) is a german techno GOD. he originally burst onto the internet in the early 2000s, the combination of his harsh, tasty, correct and proper german beats with his harsh, tasty, correct and proper german rhymes made a mockery of other's artists so-called 'works.' recent studies show that there has been a remarkable decrease in artists since KOMPRESSOR released his music, with one scientist saying "this happened because many artists realised their work could never reach the heights of KOMPRESSOR, often quitting their creative ventures and joining such things as garbage disposal and curling related mishap insurance policy drafting."

this particular release dates back from 2003, but was only released in 2009 after KOMPRESSOR posted it on his blog. it is culled from his ultimately abandoned album SEX FUCK PARTY, most likely abandoned because he realised he could not match the quality of the initial four tracks.

each track varies in complexity, subject matter and delivery, making a very taste (w)hole. this edition of the tracklising opens with 'erotik party', perhaps the foremost finest example of KOMPRESSOR related antics. it also tells us that KOMPRESSOR parties are 'invitation only!'

the other tracks are a genius mixture of what makes KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR. this is an essential release to life. it will improve your life immeasurably. if you try to measure it, you will find it cannot be measured. scientists have tried to measure it, but have found they cannot.

you will also find your lifestyle will invariably change, with the flow of KOMPRESSOR's words. as he exclaims in 'sick shit'

'KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DO REGULAR STYLE. REGULAR STYLE IS BORING.

YOU MUST KEEP IT SICK. SICK STYLE.'

end transmission.

YA KUNT.

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